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Remember Kelly? She's back, and apparently her relationship with her mother has not improved. Don't we all know someone like this? (3:54).
Over at the Onion News network, a meteorologist delivers good news about a hurricane that had been heading toward Texas (2:12).
Embracing their "cultural responsibility as whites," these two performers perform their own rendition of a Latin love song, making sure to incorporate "el corazon," the Spanish term for heart. Unfortunately, they're a little too literal with their lyrics. (4:37)
Braving a horde of convention protesters in Denver, Fox News reporter Griff Jenkins tells viewers he got "roughed up" by the rowdy crowd. Later on in the clip, Jenkins is dismayed when some marching either refuse to speak to him or choose to shout obscenities, prompting poor Griff to conclude, "Well, I guess they don't believe in free speech." Back at Fox News headquarters, the program anchor concludes that the scene is "out of control" (3:11; contains some explicit language).
BarelyPolitical.com released these leaked voice mails from Barack Obama's cell phone. Seems as if a whole slew of people have been trying to seduce the presumptive Democratic nominee into giving them the VP spot, including Bill Richardson, Hillary Clinton, Jesse Ventura, Tyra Banks, and even Will Smith. The heat is on (3:16)!
We're all feeling a bit of Olympic burnout. Seems as if there's always some kind of controversy overshadowing the Games. That's why we all need a monkey break. It doesn't matter which country these hairy little dudes are from: They are all winners in the hearts of humanity (2:28).
Introducing presidential candidate Sean Masterson, nominee of the Republicratic Party. He couldn't care less—or could he? Your wishes are Masterson's commands. He's running on a strict "whatever you want me to be" platform, which isn't pandering if you're up-front about it. Plus, he's young-ish and has a rock-solid prostate. This video is the first of many in a new MSN Web series, and it's not quite "Tanner '88," but, then again, that show never asked for people to upload video applications to be First Lady (2:46).
It seems cruel to laugh at gymnasts who trained for years only to fall on their faces at the most crucial moment, but this montage of the worst Olympic falls could easily have won gold on America's Funniest Home Videos. Warning: Some nasty falls (1:19).